Talk of the love, and the like, she let him borrow her bike,
with tyres gasping for air.
Brought it back with wheel rim buckled.
He hopes that with any luck she’ll
decide to ride the bus to work, come morning.
They say that waking up is hard to do, but when she did,
breaking up has never been easier…
If you’re not a Darren Hanlon fan, it’s bloody well time.